Masaokis, the Worst Cook on Earth

Chicago-style Hot Dogs Are Fucked Up

What the hell, was this relish brined in nuclear waste?!

In truth, though, this was really something else. Chicago woke me up to the possibilities in a celery salt + tomato combination. I’d much prefer caramelized onions on my hot dogs over raw onions, however.

The NYC Foodie Roundup!

Dear Reader,

 

This winter break I’ve been kind of sluggish with updates, and for that I apologize.  As thanks for your patience, I’ll be presenting my one-day guide to getting the best and cheapest food in New York City, which is fast becoming a modern city in its own right — we’ve finally built our first public bathroom that isn’t in a Starbuck’s today!  I visited the majority of these places multiple times in the past, though the pictures were taken today as I was taking my friend Travis (of the Lone Star State) out and about the city.  Are you ready to feast your eyes on this?

 

Too late, you’re already dead!!