What the hell, was this relish brined in nuclear waste?!
In truth, though, this was really something else. Chicago woke me up to the possibilities in a celery salt + tomato combination. I’d much prefer caramelized onions on my hot dogs over raw onions, however.
This winter break I’ve been kind of sluggish with updates, and for that I apologize. As thanks for your patience, I’ll be presenting my one-day guide to getting the best and cheapest food in New York City, which is fast becoming a modern city in its own right — we’ve finally built our first public bathroom that isn’t in a Starbuck’s today! I visited the majority of these places multiple times in the past, though the pictures were taken today as I was taking my friend Travis (of the Lone Star State) out and about the city. Are you ready to feast your eyes on this?