Known as “The Kitchen Bitch” within certain circles (and as “that nasty ho” to most people in general), I am a bourgeois fuck with a raging girl-boner for good food.
Ideally, this blog is meant to chronicle the various missteps and strokes of genius that I encounter as I gradually figure out how to cook better. The restaurant write-ups are just my way of giving props to places that inspire me — with nostalgia, fear, admiration, whatever. For me (and a lot of other bourgie people on and off the internet), food and eating are things that can transcend bodily necessity to become much more interesting and fulfilling experiences.
Yeah! I’m a tool! I’m sorry!
Nice to meet you!
My best buddy Tim also contributes to this here blog once in a loooong while.
For non-food thoughts and media, check out my tumblr page.