My roster of easily executable fall-back recipes is dominated by pasta dishes; they’re the easiest thing in the world to prepare apart from a bag of chips (1. Open 2. Eat). Should I even beleaguer this discussion with a recipe? I can assure you that I have tested the pitiful easiness of this dish by trying to make it solely with my left hand. Save for its sad lack of freshly ground black pepper, it turned out just fine. The ingredients are usually easy to buy in bulk, so it’s easy on the wallet. You just need to buy a bag of frozen asparagus (Trader Joe’s is the best!), shrimp, dried pasta and some garlic and you’re pretty much set for life.
It’s really easy to just make food without thinking about it, though I try to take some time out to make something really good once in a while. When I make pasta + sauce/vegetables I just feel kind of weird, in the way that loveless sex makes a person feel weird. Or not? Maybe you’re just a ho, ever think of that?
Linguini with Shrimp and Asparagus
- Shrampz
- Linguini
- Asperger’s
- Garlic
- Olive Oil
Boil linguini. Cook everything else. Combine to form… Voltr- delicious food! HOORJ I AM SO HAPPY ^____^
